You have a hair where?

The conversation went something like this:

Tytan: "Mom, I have hair growing!"

Me with a smile: "Oh yeah, where?"

Tytan: "Right here." (As he points to his unmentionables)

Me shocked and a little disturbed as he is only 4: "No honey, I don't think so."

Tytan: "No mom, I promise I really do."

This situation obviously needed further inspecting . . .

Tytan: "See mom."

Me with a sigh of relief and instant laughter: "No sweetie that is just fuzz from your sweatpants!"

Just a note: the fuzz was dark gray, thus the confusion :)